Sunday, June 10, 2007

Dum dee dum..

As some of you may have noticed, I have posted Google ads on the side bars, I have ahem, tried to introduce people to Agloco, Garskins , and well, a lot of other stuff.. :) All in the name of trying to make some money from this blog.

Haha. Because duh, I need money.

Digressing : Agloco FINALLY released the freaking Viewbar. *nyeh* But! I can't seem to find the page where I can see how much I've earned. When I've received my first paycheck (which seems like damn eons from now) I will get back to you people on this.

Ahem.

Today it's all about Nuffnang.

Haha. I not-so-accidentally stumbled upon it from a 'famous' blog, and I signed up right away.

Why, you ask?

1) It's Singapore based. Everything is paid in Singapore dollars. Hehe.

2) I am led to believe that just by placing advetisers' ads, I get money. I don't need no clicks.
I just need Unique Visitors (which I have. yaay!)

"What you earn depends on the number of Average Unique visitors you received in the week before your ad campaign is served."

3) Right now, you can just sign up if you have 20 or more unique visitors PER DAY. And since I have about 35 odd PER DAY, that includes me. *beams*

4) Sign up now, and you'll get your ads in about a week, after Nuffnang is done analysing your blog prospects.

5) I don't get anything by referring you guys to NuffNang, except perhaps a chance to win a PSP for the month of June. (note : a CHANCE only) So you guys can just key in www.nuffnang.com.sg in your address bar to sign up for it. :p

6) Will keep you people updated if THIS ONE pulls through and makes me at least SOME money. :)

For more info go to : http://www.nuffnang.com.sg/blogger/faq.php

This is just a FAQ sheet. Don't worry lah. Just click (if you're not lazy and you think there's a chance you can make money from the Internet. :p)

OR you can click on that funky ad on the right side. You can't miss it. It's nice and BLUE. :D And for the cari-pakai-hidung people, it's right under my 'Friend Test'.

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On a somewhat related note, I've only made about eight, !EIGHT! odd dollars on Google Adsense. *sniffs* At this rate, I'll prolly take out the $100 in about 100 years from now. *sniffs*

What only.

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I feel so bored and hence, rajin today! Hahaha. Maybe because the boy is out celebrating his mum's birthday and I have no one to converse in Nonsense to. Ah well. Hmm. GE!

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Haha. GE is fun! If only to spend hours doing nonsensical poses! HAHAHAHA.

Photo Of The Day!

Lol. I love you too boyfriend!

One of Farhan's students saw us at Westmall and concluded that I was a PRINCESS and that I deserve a dress and a TIARA. Farhan looks like Bart Simpson. Haha. Cute. :p

Labels: AGLOCO, cool stuff, Garskin, GE, NuffNang, photo of the day

Hana Last Blogged At
5:45 PM

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

laughs

What the???

Somebody Cut and Pasted part of my Joining AGLOCO speech into their blog. HAHAHA. What nonsense. Haha. But they linked back here, so no harm done.

Wahhh. I told you there's something about AGLOCO.

Labels: AGLOCO

Hana Last Blogged At
1:23 PM

Whoar!

I get paid 0.01 cents for every post i put on the AGLOCO forum. Hahahahaha...

Laughs.. Not much, but do other forums pay you to post?? Hahar!

And yah, you don't have to register at AGLOCO... yet.................. Just register on the forum and they start paying you everytime you post. (they even made the 'New Member Introduction' section for you to start posting.)

And yes.... You can see how much you've made. It's under your avatar. Wait, i show you.

So, I've posted twice, that's 0.02 cents, plus registering, that's another cent. haha. So now, I have 3 cents in my account. Lol.

BUT! If you register with AGLOCO, and you ALSO post on the forum, they pay you five bucks. :D

I'm still waiting for my five bucks. The administrator is offline. *laughs*

Haha.. If you don't want to join AGLOCO, but just want to post on the forum... Cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....... They'll let you take out your Hundred Bucks when you hit your 10,000th post. Lol..

Click here to join Forum.

Just by clicking the link above, AND registering, I get twenty cents. *laughs* ok bah. Everybody has to start somewhere right? So if you want to give Hana $0.20 from out of thin air........................................................... Just go clickety click! And register of course. Haha..

To JOIN AGLOCO, click here.

I don't know why, but i'm convinced that this is the way to go. Thousands of ahem, Western blogs have sprouted and they aim to ONLY advertise AGLOCO. So, be thankful that this is still a personal blog horh. Hahaha. *taps chin* Maybe i should start a new one and call it earnmoneywithHana@blogspot.com or something. Hur hur.

I am not kidding!! Click here. This guy actually started a list of blogs that promote AGLOCO only. Like weeeeoooowww. Serious much.

Haha.. Help me to help you people. Wahaha.. I sound like Tom Cruise. I want to bring this into Singapore. Register, then get YOUR friends to register. And togetherrrrrr we can wholesale!

Wahahaha. Ok i need to study. Bye all.

Labels: AGLOCO

Hana Last Blogged At
12:35 PM

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Joining AGLOCO

I recently (okay, a few minutes ago) just joined this online community called AGLOCO.

From a really small small member's perspective, i'm just going to try it out lah horh. See whether i make money or not.

The whole point of the community is to tell you that, you can get paid for just surfing. AGLOCO issues a Viewbar (which you download and it appears on your desktop), and will track down 5 hours of your surfing per month, and pay you accordingly. Currently the Viewbar is in testing, and it won't be ready for a few more weeks. The Viewbar is NOT spyware, as commented frequently by the website.

(the viewbar's just above the taskbar.)

Of course, there's a limited payout value, i.e you have to have a significant value inside your account before they allow you to withdraw your money.

I'll just cut and past the representative's explaination about AGLOCO here lah horh.

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What Is AGLOCO?

You might already know that almost everything you do on the Internet makes money for someone else. And that’s not just when you spend money. Just about every time you view an ad, click an ad, search, buy something, download something, join a community, or post a story, picture, or video, some person or some company is making a fee, commission, and/or sale from your activity.

If you want to join as a Member, you download a piece of software called the Viewbar. It’s like a toolbar that sits at the bottom of your desktop, and it will be available soon. Essentially, it collects on your behalf some of the revenue you would usually generate for other people while you conduct your everyday browsing. Then, it returns most of this money to you.

Why does this work? You win because you now get your share of the money for doing what you would normally do. AGLOCO management wins by keeping a 10% cut of this revenue (like Brad Pitt pays his agent a 10% fee). And the companies win, since they get your business. All you need to do is have the Viewbar up on your screen while browsing the Internet like normal.”

The most valuable part of AGLOCO is its Members. By referring others to AGLOCO, you provide them with value and for that, AGLOCO thinks you should get some of that value you provide.

It makes sense. Think about YouTube. The first, most active users were on the site when the software was buggy and there were few videos available, but their Membership (and referrals to others) is what made the site a success. When it was sold for $1.65 billion, how much of that did these first users see? Nothing. With the AGLOCO referral system, Members get more for building the network.”

AGLOCO takes privacy very seriously and keeps all of your personal information strictly confidential and secure. Some other popular Internet companies take your personal information, use it, profit off it, sell it to others, and then give you nothing. AGLOCO will not share ANY of your Membership information with any unauthorized third party, and YOU share in the profits made from more personalized advertisements.

AGLOCO’s privacy policy stipulates exactly what information might be collected. It is 100% transparent and spyware-free. Moreover, while you are paid for the time the Viewbar is up, you can turn it off at any time. To ensure that your privacy is kept paramount, AGLOCO has hired a Chief Privacy Officer, Ray Everett-Church. Ray was the Internet’s first Chief Privacy Officer, and co-author of ‘Internet Privacy for Dummies’. You can trust that our privacy is safe with AGLOCO.

There are a whole bunch of ways AGLOCO makes money on behalf of Members. Here are just a few quick examples.

First of all, the Viewbar has a search function you can use to search yahoo, google, etc. Every time you use this search bar, the AGLOCO community makes money.

Second, the Viewbar has space for a text-only ad (no loud, flashing banners – just unobtrusive text). These ads make money for the AGLOCO community.

Third, AGLOCO has affiliate programs with a number of online retailers. Buy from one of these sites and AGLOCO makes money.

Brian Greenwald
AGLOCO Development Team
AGLOCO Company Blog

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So yeah, since i don't have the Viewbar yet, I'm just going to ask YOU GUYS.... (or whoever reads my blog) to come join lah. It's FREE (doesn't everyone like free stuff??) and all you have to do right now, is click from my referral, and then make your own referrals and start referring other people too. The more you refer, the more hours you get. :D The more hours you get, the more money you accumulate.

Haha.. I know i sound like a salesman blah blah blah... but hey, if Mr Bill Gates thinks AGLOCO is the next Youtube revolution, i say go for it!

There is not risk, i repeat, no risk. But if you want to make the money, you need to put in effort. (and that is the most doink statement i've ever made.) So, well, try it out. :D

Haha. And if some of you pandai-pandai make your own account without my referral, that's okay. :) Dengki sey... But that's ok. Hahahaa.. :P

Ok good luck! Let's make money using the Evilllll Internet!

CLICK HERE TO JOIN AGLOCO!

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Hana Last Blogged At
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