Friday, April 29, 2005

HUGS THE WORLD

hahaha... ok, ok... I'm damn happy lah. anyone can tell you that right...
And so Farhan came home on flight SQ8991... Me and Faiz fetched him.. though i didn't see faiz at first 'cause i told him i'd yell 'SINGLET!!' at him if he showed up in a sleeveless top... *grins*

Yeah, so we met him... Had breakfast at Mcdonalds... *BIG BREAKFAST!!* Went back to his house to put his stuff.... Went back out again to watch Theresa Chan's play at Laselle Sia... Hahaha... That was funny seh.. Hahaha.. It was 'The Jungle Book' where piggy *grins* played Young Mowgli... She still cute laaa.. Hahaha... we got lost trying to find Laselle... cos i panicked when we passed Suntec, thinking we must have missed the bloody bus stop.. -_-

Hailed a cab and the driver had no idea what Laselle is, never mind where Laselle was.. Hahaha.. -_- and then we hailed another cab, where the driver knew where the 'art school' where they 'draw draw kaler kaler one ah?' was... hehee..

Got there... Got lost again... Because there were no signs AT ALL to tell us where the play was taking place.. -_- luckily i spotted two girls walking toward this door at the block where the play is supposed to be held.. :D and of course we were fashionably late, and the play had un-fashionably started already.. sigh.. hahaha...

fast forward to after play... met up with Theresa... told her she was cute, though i lost her a few times, her lines were so bloody long sometimes.. told her i couldn't understand what the china girl (who was acting as an Indian) was saying... -_-

after that, me and the boy went off to city hall, where we had Long John Silver's hot and spicy chicken, which turned out to be two pieces of fish for him -_- and one piece chicken and one fish for me... -_- SO NOT HOT AND SPICY CHICKEN.

had tuition, so the darling sent me to Ang Mo Kio, and continued on home... haha...

post-tuition he picked me up again at Ang Mo Kio.. (isn't he wonderful??) and sent me all the way to Admiralty where i told him he didn't need to send me all the way to the doorstep since he was so tired already and i made him spend the whole day with me. :D

Hahaha.. Ok ok, dah. *smiles*
meeting him for lunch today... :D:D:D YAAAY...

All my love to the world...
And to you.......... in BUKIT BATOK. waaahhahahaa... see? it feels so good typing Bukit Batok and not Brunei.. hehe....

Thursday, April 28, 2005

WELCOME HOME SAYANG!!

Nyehahaha... Someone is currently on the flight to Singapore..
I just woke up.. *blinks* Have to quickly get ready lah horh..

Hahaha... *wide blinding titanical smile*

LALALALALALA...

Wokayy... Be back later...
All my love to the world! Have a great dayy!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!! TMR CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH!

Hahaha.. HE is coming home.

HE will be on a flight from BRUNEI.

HE will be in Singapore.

*floats*

Haha... I don't think anyone else will be coming to pick him up since his flight is SO EARLY in the bloody morning... Hahaha... But just in case.... It's flight SQ8991 at 7.30 am.... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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So yesterday, Project Farhan took place.. Hahaha... I picked up Hafiz, who has been verrrryyyy nice these past few weeks, at CJC, haha.. and we headed off to City Hall, where we both had Masalah Dhosai, and an extra Paper Dhosai for him.. Haha...



After that, we walked around Peninsula... Hahahaa.. :D Supposed to meet Fiza at 4.30p.m, but of course.... hahaha... we finally saw her at 6... Hahaha... Also met Karim.. One of the brother's gaybehs.... (FIZA! GAYBEH GELEBEH!) Hahahaha...

Sat at Esplanade finally and just er... became idiots. Really. Hahaha.. Wah. My brother is a true blue jamban boy.. *tears* i'm so proud... Khehehehe.. At one point, the boy went, "Eh, is that Singapore's skyline??" And the Jamban Queen said, "No lah... Malaysia... DUHHHH...." hahaha... And Hafiz mutters... "That's damn pathetic..."



We were also general idiots on the train. Couldn't stop cracking really dumb jamban kulat jokes. We're planning to open our own zoo too... Fiza.. Add that to the list of things we're doing. Haha..





K, k... Getting ready for studytime.. :D

All my love to the world!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

All Hail The Kulats!

DISCLAIMER: What you are about to read is VERRRRYYY disgusting, and well, it is a Jamban Girls' conversation. (check us out on friendster under JAMBANISM!!) So if you're not into disgusting things and words like, (taik, berkulat, shit, kutil) disgust you, i suggest you do us a favour and leave now... :D:D

Yesterday, Fiza and I were chatting (as usual, when don't we ever chat, and when don't we ever chat about NORMAL things? Hmm? hmmm? hmmmm???) when i suddenly said,

"Eh, the other day i told Muk that her signature looked like, 'taik'..."

Well, not taik as in the thing taik, but the word taik.... Uhuh... And Fiza said,

"Ok what.. I signed once, and the girl at the coffee club said, eh eh, macam taik worm, panjang panjang berkulat2.. wtf! Can say this to customers one meh??"

And of course, i went, "berkulat. nice word. i shall use it often. hahahaha..."

Fiza: "I don't even know what that means..."

Hana: "Taik kau berkulat." "Wahahahaha..." "Tak boleh tengok dalam jamban, nanti mata berkulat...."

Fiza: "I thought kulat was like, germs, germified, or something lah.. Ape seh signature berkulat..."

Hana: "Don't ask me, i don't even know the meaning of berkulat..."

Fiza: "I think the girl meant, curly... Kulat - curly... Bagus lah tuu.."

Hana: "Wokay! Rambut awak berkulaat siaaaakkk... hahahaha..."

And so, the nonsense started to brew.. (like it hadn't already brewed like, five minutes before...)

Fiza: "But it doesn't mean kulat lorrrr... It means... Ulatified! Wahahahhaa...."

Hana: "OII!! Stop making words up!!!" "Tsk.. I can see us in ten years..speaking a language no one understands unless they read your blog a bagazilion times..."

Fiza: " Wahahaha... and we can randomly point at ppl on the streets and say, 'UR ULATIFIED!!!' and 'You will now start BERKULATING!' "

Hana: "shit laaa.. hahahahaha... taik taik berkulat.."

Fiza: "Ape seh..Taik tak berulat ape...... Ulat tu ape eh? Worm kan?"

Hana: "Hahahahahaha... Worm lah.. Ulat is worm. Kulat dunno what..."

Fiza: "Hmm... Kulat is when something is ulatified laaah..."

At this point, i went to GOOGLE and looked up KULAT... Haha.. And of course, the lesbonbon did the same thing.. Haha...

Hana: "Chey... Kulat means fungus..."

Fiza: "I told you!! Ulatified is fungus laaa...." and then it finallt dawned to her... "APE SEH SIGNATURE AKU ADA FUNGUS?!?!?!?!"

Hana: "oh.. shittt... check out her name...." I had stumbled on a webpage of a lawyer.. and her name was.... Theresa M. Kulat (and she was from USA lah....)

Fiza: "She's a lawyer... oh my.... ALL THESE KULATIANS....."

Hana: "Wahahahaha... stop ittt....."

Fiza: "Whaaaat?? Ya what.... Kulats, many many kulats... Kulatians... Who all berkulating. Ulatified, ulatification, degree in Kulatiology.... :D:D"

Hana: "-__-"

Fiza: "Merepek seh..."

Hana: "Jefferey Kulat. -_- seriously... it's not just one..."

Fiza: "Kulat bin Kupin... sounds possible eh? macam kampung-kampung..."

Hana: "hahahaha... shuddup...."

Fiza: "Hana..... *shows me a website* KENAL KULAT DENGAN LEBIH DIEKAT LAGI!!"

Hana: "wthhh... hahahaha...."

Fiza: "Waahaha.. DEKAT DEKAT DENGAN KULAT NANTI KULATIFIED LAAAA......"

Hana: "Hahahaha... Tell me why we do this all the time again??"

Fiza: "KULAT HOMEPAGE.... WAHAHAHAHA.... KULAT ADEEE HOMEPAGE????"

Hana: "*ROJFL*"

Fiza: "Makkk..... Hospital Kulat!!!!!" "The whole hospital got fungus aaahhh???" (link:
http://www.malaysia-today.net/blog/2004/10/hak-untuk-mengetahui-kebenaran.htm )

Hana: " *blink blink*" "It really IS filled with fungus..."

Fiza: "Kulat yang berbau busuk itu telah menimbulkan suasana kurang senang..." "Hahahaha... Kurang senang apeeee....."

Hana: "hahhahahaha...."

Fiza: "Bagaimana kita boleh membelanjakan RM500 juta untuk membina sebuah hospital yang dipenuhi kulat?" "Maaaakkk... Spent 500 million on FUNGUS!!"

At this point of time... i was just laughing lah. what to do. Go google: Kulat for a good time! Hahaha... Over 100 pages of great kulat funn!

Hana: "OH MY GOD THERE IS A SONG!!!"
(http://www.liriklagu.com/liriklagu_tz/XPDC_UlatDanKulat.html)

Fiza: "Yep... Berulat berkulat Oh mata kaum kerabat........... -_- " (and this became her nick the rest of the conversation...)

Hana: "Kulat is an American Surname... Weeeirdd seyyy....."

Fiza: "Maybe it's pronounced, Kewl-lort of something.... Hahaha..."

Hana: "Ape saak... Title tak kene mengene....." (http://iatrogenic_sins.blogspot.com/2005/02/sayur-kulat.html)

Fiza: "gahahajsldjkff"

Hana: "THIS IS A BOY!!!"

Fiza: "gone lah this fella.... a kulatian for sure..." "di Kampung Pamah Kulat, Ulu Dong, Raub, hari ... di Kampung Pamah Kulat, Ulu Dong, kira- kira ..." "Hahaha.. kampung berkulat...."

Hana: "Wah lau... There's a company called KULAT COMMUNICATIONS in the USA" "Mari mengenali kulat dan kengkawan kulat, belajar HTML, java dan banyak lagi..."

Fiza: "Kalau kulat malu dan cendawan tersipu Tunggul mati tetap sopan menunggu Datanglah kulat atau cendawan Bukti kau diperlu Meski pun seorang tunggul mati yang kelu terkedu..! ~Senduduk Yang Setia~ " "WAHAHAHA... KULAT JIWANG!!! Berpantun seh kulaaat....
ADOI.... HAHAHAHA....."

Fiza: "Melihat mata wanita itu terkulat-kulat memandang siling." "How sial.. look at ceiling until eye keluar fungus...... ganas...." (http://www.esastera.com/SMS/novel/ )

Hana: "Akmal tarik hidung Rozita, setelah gadis itu tersedar dan membuka mata..." "aaapppeeeee nieeeee tarik tarik hidduuuunnnngggg....."

Fiza: "Pull my nose?? I will poke your berkulating eyes!!"

Hana: "If you haven't gotten this game yet.... what the KULAT is wrong with you???" "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......"

Fiza: "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......"




TWO



And then there were two...

Days...

To you......

Monday, April 25, 2005

on why some ppl like durians while others hate it and that almost-accident on the highway

The world according to Hakim....
...for the record, i measured the length of his(hakim's) forehead with a plastic ruler first... =D

after his forehead had been measured..

Me: Wah. 6 cm. Luas tu hakim. [Wah.. 6 cm... That's quite wide Hakim.]
Hakim: Eh? Ok, ok, hakim anu kan kakak pulak. [Is it? Ok, let me see what yours is..]

*measures the length of my forehead*

Hakim: La, kakak pun 6 jugak ape... [eh, but yours is also six whaaat...]

*thoughtful look crosses his face* (i braced myself for what was coming next...)

Hakim: ooh.... hakim tahu.. kita punya dahi ada six sebab tu kita tak suka makan durian kan?? [ooh.. i know... we have six foreheads and that's why we don't like to eat durians riiight??]
Me: *stares at him* ah? (ape pulak kene dengan budak nie..) [what's with this kid?]
Hakim: ye lah.. kakak kan tak suka makan durian. hakim pun tak suka. [ya what.. you don't like durians, i don't like durians too..]

*spots my dad sleeping on the couch* *proceeds to measure ayah's forehead*

Hakim: ah.. kan?? Ayah punya five. Abeh ayah suka makan durian. Betul ape hakim cakap.. [seee??? Ayah's one is five... Then ayah likes durians... Correct whaaat...]
Me: *continues to look at him in disbelief* tak lah.. mana ada... gi tanya mak. [no laaa.. where got... go ask mum...]

hahaha.. of course... when all else fails, we go to Wonder Woman.. =D
Hakim sits next to mum who is watching tv..

Hakim:*announces* Mak, hakim ada enam dahi. [mum, i have six foreheads.]
Mak: ah?
Hakim: *points to six different parts of his forehead as he counts to six*
Mak: *looks at me laughingly* abeh tuu? [and so?]
Hakim: ye lah.. abeh tuu hakim tak suka makan durian. [yeah, so i don't like to eat durians.]

you can imagine how hard we were trying not to laugh

Hakim: mak sini, hakim measure. [mum, you come here, i measure your forehead]

(yes. he has a damn wide vocabulary. and given that he cannot even READ, we wonder where he picks it up from. hahaha.. oh. right. his nasty older siblings.)
hakim measures my mum's forehead, much to her amusement..

Hakim: *triumphant tone* kaan! mak ada lima dahi... mak suka makan durian! [see? you have five foreheads! so you like to eat durians!]

*smiles wide and proceeds to measure the foreheads of the rest of my siblings*

and what do you know.....

the un-durian eaters, me, hakim, huda and hafiz, all had forehead lengths of 6 cm and above(hafiz's was 6.5), while the durian eaters, harith, mum and dad, each had forehead lengths of 5 cm each. weeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwww....

But as we all know.... That's according to Mr Know-It-All... Hehe...

Sunday, April 24, 2005

conversations with the six-year-old

the culprit:




Mum and Hakim were watching a discovery channel advertisement about lions...

Mak: Hakim tahu tak, lion tu kan, is the king of animals...
Hakim: Iyer ke mak?? *thoughtful look*
Hakim: Mak, abeh king of insects apee?
Mum has a surprised-caught-off-guard look.. (duuh)
Mak: Erm..... Lalat kot. (hana laughs out loud)
Hakim: Hmm... *thinks again* Hakim rasa kan, Spider. Sebab spider leh makan lalat.
Mum: -_-"

Dad sees Hakim playing with a set of magnets.. He picks up two and demonstrates the attraction and the repelling of the magnets..

Ayah: Ah... Hakim tengok nie... Kalau samer kaler (red and red) nanti magnet dia tolak.. Pas tu kalau lain kaler (blue and red) nanti magnet dia melekat...
Hakim gives dad a patient look..
Hakim: Ayah baru tahu kerr?

Hakim is not wearing a t-shirt in the house when my aunt comes for a visit..

Mak Lang: Hakim? Asal tak pakai baju dalam rumah??
Hakim: Alah, panas lah mak lang...
Mak Lang: Oh, panas eh? Panas gi lah mandi....
Hakim: Tanak ah.... Mandi nanti sejuk......

Dad makes Hakim read the BERITA HARIAN... (hana: haha.. dun ask. my dad kena jugak lepas tuu...)

Ayah: *Points at the word RIBUAN* Ah... Baca tu...
Hakim: r-i, ri... b-u, bu... a-n, an.... er.....
Ayah: ribuan...
Hakim: oh.... ribuan.......Eh, Ayah... kat sekolah kan, Hakim ada kawan nama Riduan.. *big bright smile*
Ayah: *pengz*

I made Hakim read this Alphabet book which had about twelve pictures of things for each letter of the alphabet... Hakim, of course, couldn't be bothered to actually READ the words under the picture... No... of course not.... He took wild guesses that made me want to wring his neck. =D

Me: *points to astronaut*
Hakim: er.... Letter A, eh.... Um.... OH! SPACEMAN!

Me: *points to iceberg*
Hakim: hmm... letter I... um, um..... ICE MOUNTAIN! *triumphant grin*

Me: *points to a medal*
Hakim: alah, nie hakim tak tahu...
Me: ok, ok... This is a medal....
Hakim: *scratches his head* wokai...
Me: *points to a magnet* abeh nie? (haha, this happened before his magnet conversation with dad)
Hakim: alaah... susah lah.. hakim tak tahu... akak kasi clue arh...
Me: ok, ok... erm... bunyi dia first2 macam medal jugak... ada.. meh........... pas tu nie hakim tengok, ada letter G....
Hakim: OOOH!!!! MEGAL!

Friday, April 22, 2005

wahaha.. the longer post.. well, part of it laaa. khehehe...

Contrary to what i said like, 1 hour plus plus ago... i shall put that 'longer post' here.. Hahaha..

Dearest,

I remember...

I remember the day when we had to choose our councillors in year one, and i put a tick against your name because you were my classmate (not friend... yet.. :D) and because you were malay. That day your name was called as one of the new councillors.. Haha.. And i was happy for you.

I remember the day when we had PPP rehearsals, and the boys were discussing into bringing you in so that you could help with the lighting. Haha.. At this point of time, you were still virtually a stranger. But i wanted to get to know you.. Haha.. That day, i found out you couldn't join us because, you were a councillor..:P

I remember the day i found out i was in Upsilon (honk! honk!) with you. And i had such a horrible disbelieving look on my face... haha, cause i thought you didn't like me and that we won't be able to work together... *smiles* Those few orientation days, i learned not to judge a book by HIS cover..

I remember the first time i danced with you.. Hehe, and you frowned when i twirled the wrong way. That day, i had a permanent smile on my face 'cause i irritated you.. Hehe..

I remember that day i asked you if you had a blog, and you gave me a suspicious look. We were walking out of the school gate and i asked you how to spell 'illuminates'.. haha.. After that day, i visited your blog everyday.. :)

I remember when we had the GP seminar and i stayed back anyway 'cause i loved to hang out with Ron and Mat. You were there, but you didn't really speak to me.. That day i learnt you didn't want (not didn't like, not weren't-used-to, but DIDN'T WANT) to be called 'dear'. *laughs*

I remember coming downstairs to the classroom before talent night started and i was squatting to watch Jamie cut slits into the Humtaro. That day you came out of the classroom and walked me to LT3...

I remember when we went out as a group for that 'study group' thing. I worried about what to wear. Hehe, and i giggled to myself when i saw you in sandals.. *smiles* That day, i found out you liked someone, and i hoped it was me.......... *laughs at the disbelieving look on his face right now*

I remember when you told me that you like Doreen. And my little heart sank... Haha.. but not too much.. :D I wasn't hoping for anything of course. Haha.. That day i became your close confidant, always at hand to give you advice about girls.. *grins*

I remember the time you started smsing me those little cute messages, and you told me later that i was one of the few who actually responded.. *smiles* Those days i used to smile when you sent me those messages. It made me search my phone for another cute message to send back.

I remember that day a few hours before we went to Swenson's with Ronny, and you called me up. My heart was beating furiously, till you said, "Can you help me convince Doreen to come eat with us?" :) And i smsed her, not knowing that she was with you.. Haha.. :D That day, we had a HUGE FREE EARTHQUAKE.. But no Doreen. Hehe...

I remember the day you smsed me and asked me if i'd like to go to Taka to watch your baby sister perform.. And i said yes because i thought you were asking me out on a date. *giggles* That day i found out you'd asked a lot of people and everyone turned you down except me. -_- so when you asked me why i came, i just said simply, "for fun ah.." Hehe.. Paiseh laa...

I remember one study session when you borrowed my discman and exclaimed 'cause you found the song 'The Sweetest Thing' on my cd.. That night, i'd have lent anything to you, haha, only because you asked...

I remember that night after self study session when we were walking down the pavement with Dennis and Ronny and we were singing, "there was a rock........... just a teeny weeny rock...." Haha... That day i realized you were a great guy with a wonderful sense of humour..

I remember that night i smsed you about the open house that was going to occur the following morning. And i asked you if you had any dances reserved. :D:D And i don't know what got into me, because the next moment, i was asking you to save a dance for me.. :) That night i fell asleep with a huge smile on my face..

I remember the time i danced with you twice during open house. Haha.. I couldn't really find you when the music started. And then i saw you, running towards me with your hand outstretched. And then you pulled me to the parade square.. Haha.. I melted while running lorh.. That day you were silent and gentle.. And i wondered what you were thinking... :)

I remember the girl in the red t-shirt who came up to you and asked to take a photograph with you that day. Haha. I felt like a voyuer watching you from a little distance away, yet it felt so far as you gave a start, then smiled and did as she asked. That day i felt a certain intensity of jealousy that i hadn't felt before.. Hehe..

I remember prom night, how cute you looked in your grey long sleeved shirt, and i sat beside you that night.. *bright smile* ... and then aida came and asked you to move over.. -_- hehe... That night i learned to flirt over fish, and fish bones... Hahaha...

I remember the phonecall i got from you regarding the numbers you had listed in your confidential documents in the army.. And my number was one of them. That day you told me that i was your friend, and you trusted me.. *smiles*

I remember you smsing me and asking me if i'd like to come and join Philip and you with your OG for lunch and a trip to Sentosa.. Haha... I came for the lunch, but i didn't go to Sentosa. Hahaha.. That day i found out what anayvuli meant.... :D

I remember the day we got our A level results and i tried to find you so that you could open your results with me and Hoong Kie, (because we were definately in the same boat) hahaha.. :P That day you were silent (as usual) and you disappeared after you took your results..

I remember that night, when Khai smsed and asked if i wanted to come play floorball again with you guys. Hehe.. And you smsed about a few hours later, asking me the same thing... Hahaha... That night i fell asleep with a smile on my face again..

I remember arts day, when i saw you looking so different, that i didn't dare approach you nor talk to you.. and you called my handphone, asking me where i was. Haha.. I remember Sri commenting that you looked good.. (WAHAHAHHAA) and inwardly, i agreed.. Hehehe... That day, i didn't play floorball, but i managed to walk past the goalpost where you were standing and shout er, something encouraging to YOU (hahahaha.. and no one else) that made you stop and stare at me.. Hehehe...

I remember that movie date i SUPPOSEDLY had with AIDA, which you invited YOURSELF to.. Hehehe... I remembered telling Aida that you probably had a crush on her... *sniggers* That day, i met you on the train platform before the movie, and i sat next to you during the movie... Hahahaha... That day, i asked you who you had a crush on, and if it was Aida... :X WAHAHAHAHA...

I remember that day in May, when i smsed you and out of the blue asked you out for dinner after you got out of camp. I met you in Yew Tee and we had old-fashioned McDonalds.. Haha.. And of all things to happen, we met KHAI, who had the worst SMIRK on his face. Haha... That night, you didn't send me home, although you wanted to... Hehe...

I remember two days later, we smsed each other till the early morning...... Hehe, and i asked you, what we were now.... That early morning, you went... "More than friends?"

And that's how we became, US.

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Khehehe.. Ok lah. Hahaha..
Dah. Nah. A crazy girl with a really huge smile on her face. Wah lao, my face is like, cramped. Hahaha... And WOW! I have 9am to 9pm classes tomorrow! YAAY! Hahahhaa..

k, BYE!


334 days... *smiles*

Haha.. Wow. I took out a calculator and like, 334 DAYS! *woot!* came out.. Hehe.. People who are bored enough may take out their own calculators and work out how many months that equates to. :D

334 days with you aye.. Hahaha.. And you my darling are like... in brunei. Wahaha.. *shrugs* Ah well....

BUT you're coming home in like, 6 more days... Muahahaha... There IS a light at the end of that ugly cold tunnel..

*sways from side to side smilingly*

Wow. 334 days of love. :D

And i feel it even when you're so far away... Haha.. Your daily smses, your smilies, your *hugs*...

I can proudly say that we're going on strong.. :D:D
And that LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS are really a pain in the ass. Hahahaha...
That said, i'm glad i'm still head over heels over mountainssss in love with you.. Hehe..

Haha.. This is a short post dedicated to the darling who is in Brunei, who probably won't be seeing this till he comes home.. Haha...

That said...................... You know where the longer post is.... hehehehe...
All right...
Haha... *blinks at the people reading this blog entry*

Whaaattt... Want to puke close the window laaaah... Hahaha.. At least i'm not going to post the EXTRAAA mushy post here riiiiiiittttteeeeeee.... Hehehehe...

Wokai! For today, All my love in the world to that one person in Brunei............. Haha... 'Cause he deserves it for being the most patient human being in the whole world.... :)

I love you sayang. *big huge titanic smile*

Thursday, April 21, 2005

just one sec

came by to post one picture....

sigh. i miss c.c



night world..
*sends a telepathic hug over to brunei*
all my love to the world...

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

eh? CAK! food stall... *hana has a cow*



pictures of me and kim at my mum's food stall in TAMPINES of all places... :D

Haha.. I made him pose for less belo faces.. :D and i bought him a snake. Uhuh. snake. Dun ask.

I had an msn conversation with farhan... *floats around* hahaha.. yaay... one week to go.. :D:D (actually it's 8 days.. but i'm bad at counting, so let's just stick to a week.. *big bright smile*)

okay.. nothing much to update.. i have tuition later... *wrinkles nose*
Ah well..... i need money.......... *sniggers*

See y'all!
All my love to the world!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

guess whaaaat!!!!

whoever gets the names of the six things shown below, i give you pink hearts from hello ok? hahaha..

i was bored while waiting for Miss Fiza to come to Lot One, so i had fun snapping these... Hahaha..




more loved ones

Ahha... Today... is...... Hakim and Harith dayy!! Hahaha.. gawd, they are soooo adorable, i shall go hug and kiss them when they wake up tmr.... Hahahaha... Girls, please control yourselves. They are only children. Hehehehe....

Disclaimer: Hana has gone thru all the photo files in her computer in order to compile the ones you see below. So excuse her for being nuts about them.

*big bright smile*



(click on the pic to make their cute adorable belo faces bigger.. :D:D)

Haiz.... I don't want them to grow up. I want them to stay all pint-sized and chatty and hug me and kiss me and all the things they do.... *sniffs*



I spent the day with Fizaut todayy... :D Watched Autumn In New York at her place, pigged out on Twisties and Belgian chocolate, and old school Sinalco.. Haha.. Just sat around her house.. Talked.. :)

Had dinner after that at Sunshine Place at CCK, where Ice comes out from a contraption FROM THE CEILING. Yes. I kid you not. Hahhahaa.. Had mutton chop then slowly walked back to her house where mum came to pick me up. And........... speaking of mum......

She just opened a Western food stall in Tampines. *big blank look*

I didn't even know she'd bought the shop lorh. : And how may you ask i found out about this?

Phonecall conversation between Hana and her mum around 9.30pm :

Hana: Hi mum, where are you?
Mak: Hello... I'm at Tampines... where are you? *loud background noise*
Hana: Oh, i'm at Fiza's house.. Mak, later i have dinner with her k?
Mak: Ok.... *to someone else* What? 2 sets of nuggets? Ok, yah.. coming right up.
Hana: *blanks out* Mak, what are you doing?
Mak: Ah? Kaklong, mak tengah busy ah.. Ramai customers.. Nanti mak call balik ok?.. (I'm busy now, lots of customers.. I'll call you back later ok?)
Hana: Er... 'Kay, mak....
Background noise: Cik, chicken chop satu!

Phone goes dead.

Wahaha.. Stoned lorh. And i turned to Fiza and her mum and went, "Ok, my mum has opened a Western food stall in Tampines." *blank look*

*laughs* Wow. My mum is wonder woman. Hahahahahhahaa.... One wonders where she gets her energy to do her housing agent work, take all us kids out for toys and dinner etc etc, and THEN open a bloody food stall in TAMPINES no less. Weeeeooooowwww.....

I want to be wonder woman too.. Hahahaha... Open a tuition center, a t-shirt shop, a restaurant, and help Fiza start her magazine.. Bwahahaha... See? Aspiring wonder woman, like mummy!

hahaha... All right... Blogged enough for tonight.. *smiles wide*
Good night world!
And to youuuu..... NINE DAYS LEFT! Hahahahahaha...
I love you..

Monday, April 18, 2005

Hahaha.. I got this off Sayang's blog.. Hehehe...


aiyah. ten days like so long like that horh.

*smiles* ten more days to YOU.



I can't can't can't wait.... :D:D So... must post one huge picture of you.. hehe..


*rubs eyes* actually i just got back from JB. Yes, yes, isi minyak. Haha..

we went in, then out. haha. i think i'll be able to count on one jb trip a week like that.. heh. aiyoyo..

So i went for econs this morning, which was at 9am, and i left the building at 1030. *tired smile* I couldn't stand it already lah. He was asking really general questions, instead of explaining the answers to the mock exam.. The answers he gave us which were in the handouts were too vauge (which was what he was there for lah..... to make it less vauge kaannnnnnn?? urgh.)

So me and Mas decided we'd had enough and just.. left. haha.. and went to Woodlands library instead where we studied our Microecons in peace. :)

*yawns* lets see..

10 more days,
240 hours,
14400 minutes,
864000 seconds...

dah tulis gitu... nampak macam kejap eh?? no??

*soft smile* Sooooonnnn... I'll be able to be with you very very soooooonnn...
*hugs happy thought*

I love you..

Sunday, April 17, 2005

the one about the akan missed-the-mostest place in the world

Today i had my UOL econs lecture, where the lecturer is a fierce, big-bellied, balding, small-eyed with piercing glare.......... Aiyah. He damn scary lah...

My stomach SHRUNK everytime he blasted that gaze in my general direction.. *shudders* And i can't believe i'm going back to school tmr for a second sparring round with the monster.. Heh...

Ok laaaaahhh.... *shrugs* he's not really a monster... He's just............ DAMN SCARY. I just CANNOT stress this enough. Haha.. He'll ask a question and practically wait for some unfortunate soul to answer.. And if he's feeling particularly impatient, he'll just point in some general direction and everyone there will shrink away, or otherwise look at their notes as if they've found some wonderful specimen of.. er, shtuff that they've never seen before.. Hehe.. And wow, the poor unfortunate soul who gets a question wrong has to face the music. Hahaha...
So. Technically, i spent 6 hours avoiding his gaze......... and the other two hours hoping and hoping for time to move faster so that i could leave... Haha..


After class was me, Hafiz, Fiza and Faidzal at Constant Craving........ AND FOR THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW............................ Tonight was the last night C.C was in business.. *sniffs sadly* Me and Fiza have grown so bloody attached to the place... it was so bloody painful to look at it and know that.... it'll never be the same again... (some people are buying over the place, complete with the tables and chairs and paintings and haiya... everything lah...) Sigh.. We spent a lot of good times there.. Good food, plenty of laughter.. *smiles*

And knowing me....... it hasn't sunk in yet.

NO MORE C.C, HANA.

NO MORE BLACK PEPPER CHICKEN.
NO MORE LEMON DORY.
NO MORE PASTA WITH SHITAKE MUSHROOM IN WHITE SAUCE.
NO MORE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE.
NO MORE SMALL BOILED BABY POTATOES.
NO MORE SPRITE IN POLKA DOTTED GLASSES WITH MATCHING HANDLES.
NO MORE YELLING "MAKCIK!!!!" WHEN WE'RE AROUND THE CORNER.
NO MORE WALKING INTO THAT SMALL COSY KITCHEN AND HELPING YOURSELF TO ICE AND CHILLI SAUCE.
NO MORE AUDREY HEPBURN POSTER.
NO MORE RANDOM GOOD MUSIC.
NO MORE LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN GENERAL........... JUST BECAUSE.
NO MORE GURGLING LONGKANG TO MAKE FUN OFF.

NO MORE CONSTANT CRAVING.

*big sigh* goodbye.... i'll be missing you..

Pictures : All taken at C.C.... Menus..............Pasta with Shitake Mushroom in White Sauce and Spaghetti Bolognese............ Me and Farhan in C.C just before he left for brunei...








Many many memories there.... sigh...
All my love to the world....
11 days left......
11 days to peace and a familiar smile... *soft smile*

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Knitting wheeeeeezheeeess....

I met a nyonya (ok lah.. so she was tai tai.. so that made her a wealthy nyonya.. so is her status nyonya? are you a nyonya when you're wealthy?) on the bus the other day.. Sat beside her. Then i got excited 'cause she took out her KNITTING! *heart palpitations*

Hahaha. Cannot meh? I like cross stitching and all that shtuff.. Yeah.. So she took out this fuzzy wuzzy green thing from her paper bag and started to well, knit. Haha.. Now, of course dear readers, you must NEVER NEVER stare at something someone is doing on the bus. Why? Because,

1) it's rude.
2) it's very rude.

But then, i wanted to stare lorh. So interesting. Maybe it's a sweater for her dog or something. I wondered what the furry burry green thing was. I wanted to stare at her knitting. And so, predictably (dengan tak tahu malunya), i just asked. :D:D:D:D:D

Hana: "Auntie, can i ask you a question?" *nyonya looks perplexed*
Auntie: *questioning look*
Hana: *points to fuppy wuppy green thingy* Is that difficult to do? (haha, yes, i refrained from asking her what she was knitting)
Auntie: *warms up to subject* No laaah!!! It's quite easy... This one my own design you know... I'm making a shawl for myself..
(Hana: oooohhh... fuzzy wuzzy furry burry fuppy wuppy green shawl.... so des ne.......)
Auntie: Then ah, last Christmas I made a sweater for my daughter.. Haha.. That one got dateline.. Must give her by Christmas mah.. This shawl ah, actually i want to make a blouse.. Then ah, the material not nice lah, so i unpick.. Now i'm making a shawl.. Then ah, no dateline also, so can slowly slowly do.. *(wealthy/tai tai) nyonya beams happily*

Whatever you say auntie.... :D:D

*smiles* Then she continued rambling about which of her friends knit what (curtains lah, bed spread lah, table cloth lah, handphone cover lah) while still knitting, and i only half-listened to her. I was only interested in staring at her knitting. Which, after my question to her, i had an excuse to do. *big warm hana smile*

Okie... Pictures... *big bright smile*.. My loved ones.... Hahaha... These will come in series in later entries.. First up.............

The dude (who owns my heart and my smile),

the lesbonbon (who keeps me sane by being insane),

and of course, the mother (who gave me my life)...

Love you guys... *hugs*
And all my love to the world.... *gives out hello hearts* YAAY!!! I'll be able to do that soon with a certain someone someone!! :D:D:D:D:DD

Thursday, April 14, 2005

the one about MORE BLOODY PICTURES!!!!

Wahahaha... Cannot lorh. I must post some more.. Hahaha...



I made her wear this... :D:D Such a nice grinning face with broken teeth... There was this guy who walked past while she was still in this pose.. *sniggers* And of course, this mask also... bau babi....

And now i give youuuu... *drumroll* SUPER MINNIE MOUSE MANN!!!!



*rojfl* Wah cannot tahan sia.... Damn scary ok.. Khehehehehe......



*giggles* this one takes the cake...... or burger.... *laughs out loud* A scary face-lifted hamburglar.... *runs away from fiza* Hahahahaha... Yeah... I noticed you didn't post this.... Muahahahahahaha.......

K, one more, then i'm outta here... Supposed to meet Nad again... Hahahahaha.. And i'm late again... *smiles wide* Fiza and Thomas, her choo choo train.... :D:D



Wokay.. See you later people.. Hahahaha.. I'm LATE!!! And YAAY!! Someone's on Guard Duty tonight!!! Yipeeee!!!

All my love to the world!


the one about the three idiots in town

*snorts* I went to Raffles this afternoon to study with Nadirah and her friend.. Haha.. Finished one chapter of accounting, practiced some illustrations, and then it was time to go.. Hahaha...
Met Fiza and the brother at Constant Cravings where we had our dinner...
And then, since we felt Borders was getting a little old, the three of us decided to go to Toys 'R Us!! Yaay! *jumps around in glee*
Yeah.. Pics are degrading and self-explanatory -------------> Three Idiots with nothing better to do... *wide wide smile*



Aku naik carousel!! Nampak macam best kan? Haha. The shopping centre was practically closed, and as Fiza said, it was the perfect opportunity to make asses out of ourselves.. *laughs* When i looked closely at the picture... I noticed an Accapan next to Fiza's head.. Hahahahaha.. WTH... Nyehh.. Sebok aje masuk gambar... *snorts*



Hehhhhh.... Then we saw this roller coaster mini ride... And got onnnn.. Hahahhahaa.. Then konon shocked ah.. Khehehehe... Oh, yah.. My poor brother had to be cameraman for the day.. heh hehh... This is Him.



This is Hafiz lorhh.. Fiza and i just couldn't stop laughing at him... CAUSE HIS EYEBALLS CAN MOOOOVVVEEE... TERJOJOL....Wahahahaaha... We (Fiza and I) each have this picture with different angles taken with different cameras.. Hahahaha... Takde keje bully BUDAK JC... Hahaha... *laughs*



Pi again... This time on a er... mini bike. Haha.. Fierce aaahhhh... WAHAHAHA.... He damn funny lorh.. With the face and everything... Sheeeesh....The bike (which is on two wheels unlike those kiddie four wheel bikes you see at market squares) can carry up to 80 kg, which means I CAN ALSO RIDE IT, and for ages 5-14.... Hahahaha... I can't remember what fiza said to that... hmm, something like, "Laaa... Aku pun boleh naik ah cam gitu, age aku kan ........ minus ten..." (Laaaa, like that i also can ride, my age is only like, ...... minus ten... Can onee....) *snorts*



Now i present to you.... *drumroll* Fiza scissorhand!!! Hahahahahahahaha... Wah lau. She scared the contents out of my tummy... Hehe.. I was laughing so hard.... Khehehehe... My brother put everything on her... And he kept adding shtuuf too... Hahaha... There is a shield, a helmet, a robot hand, and a sword on her... Wah. My very own lego best friend... Khehehehe....



Fi and Pi... With their horrific faces. My brother claimed that the mask bau babi.... *sniggers* And fiza went, "And how would you know?" as she put on her own mask... which she took right off again...

Fiza : "Ah- ah lah... Bau cam babi...."
Hana : -_-'



Last pic of the day.... Laddddiiiieeeeeeessss bugggg... Hahahaha... Fiza and me sharing our poster smiles with the world... And with lady bugs atop our heads... *smiles wide* Hahaha.. I have a scary smile cos i was damn happy about the bug on my head. Don't ask.

And yaaayyyy!!! I managed to figure out how to upload pics AND blog at the same timeeee.... WOOO HOOOO!!! No more Hello! for meeee.... *hugs flickr*

Ok... Good night!
All my love to the wooorrrlllddd.... *sends hugs and kisses to the missed someone in brunei*

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

*bawls* i miss my blog! *hugs blog*

Yeah.. I couldn't stand it already... Bloggie looked so lonesome.... Heh.

I just got back from...................... JB.

Yes. Hahahaa... My mum called around twelve thirty and asked me to accompany her to 'isi minyak' again.. So ok lorh.. Haha.. I predict many2 more night visits across the causeway.. Haha...

So we went to a car wash, 'cause she complained that the car looked 'dirty'. Never mind the fact that we just went in on Saturday and had the car washed then. Yep. Never mind that. Hahaa.. Typical.

While the men were washing the car, my mum and uncle (who was also in jb to wash his car) sat at the coffee shop next to the car wash. Haha.. I think my mum knows too many ppl in Singapore. I cannot tahan already. It seemed like she waved at everyone in the coffee shop.. *blinks* I asked her if this was her hang out or something, haha, and she just laughed and shook her head.

The next thing i know, this man comes up to us and he happens to be my mum's co-worker at her old workplace, and he's now a successful writer. And yes, she got a free autographed book. Hahahahaa... Plus the tv series, 'Hanyut', first season vcds. YES. FREE. Hahaha.. And we all wonder why Hana always get free stuff...... *smug smile* I learned from the best.. Hehe..

Finished our teh tarik, then went to the petrol station then zoomed home. Haha..

Oh yah. Met Fiza in the morning for breakfast at McDonalds. Predict more and more such breakfasts in the weeks to come... Hahaha.... Gone. Fiza: someone should really force you to stop making those kind of jokes at the breakfast table. Haha.. I had a horrible time trying to swallow my Big Breakfast.. Hahahaha... And crazy ppl seem to lurk in the early morn in the little place called Admiralty.. haahaha... No doubt you and I shall see more of such people. *shudders* I think they came with you. Hahahahahahahaa....

Wait wait....*indian intonation* "Saya punya anak ada berak....." Ok dah. *wide smile*

Ok ok.. Now that i have satisfied myself with quite a long entry, i shall bid all loved ones good night, and the sweetest of dreams... *smiles* Especially to the one in Brunei... I love you.

*hugs the world*

Monday, April 11, 2005

gone.

I just came by to say.....

" Lembu beranak kambing."








Have a good day world. :D

I miss all of you... yes. even you. Hahahahaa.. I don't make sense because i don't. *manic smile*

Friday, April 08, 2005

Exams
Exams are coming, so i'm taking a break from blogging, haha, if you guys have noticed.. :)

Can't seem to be able to juggle my time properly... hahahaha... dang.. even after so many years.. ehhe..

Anyways.. Exams are in early May, so i'll be back after that. haha.. or maybe i'll blog when i feel like it..

haven't been online lately either.. i miss fiza!! hahaa..

and i miss farhan, who will be coming home soooonnnn.... YAAY!

all my love to the world...
And to all you people reading this..

Hana

Monday, April 04, 2005

*wrinkles nose*

Am in mummy's office using the comp. Hahahaha..

Waiting for the clinic at Vista Point to open.

The ulcer spread to the right side of my throat. Sigh.

So off we go to the doctor's again...

It's the worst in the morning. When your throat is dry and you can't even swallow. Sigh.

Can you imagine? It's now as big as the pad of your pinky.

Bad. Bad ulcer.

*sighs*

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Blogger is making trouble. *throws an elephant at blogger*


ulcers now. what will i think of next?

Yes. Ulcers. At the back of my throat. ONE on EACH side. BLEARGH.

I have a mind to take photos of them and post it here to show you how much PAIN i am in. *sniggers* Ok, bedek lah. Hahaa.. It is painful... But i'm the ulcer girl. Ulcers are my best friend. They love me. *beams sarcastically* And they have found a new friend in my throat.

Ok... So, wed and thurs were my UOL accounts revision lectures. hahaha.. 9am to 5 pm.... BLEARGH. Now you know the reason behind no updates. Not to mention my poor gums.. Hahaha... And now ulcers. COWS. *wrinkles nose*

Accounts was okay.. I automatically switched off when the British lecturer was doing theory.... Cos... well... bald and boring. :D He's a little weird. Haha..

Lecturer: "warbles garbles mumbles......"
Class: *blink blink* (hana: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........)
Lecturer: "Now what was i saying? Er... *mumbles warbles garbles* No, no... Forget what i said. No, i mean, yes.. I mean... Now.. again... warbles garbles mumbles...... gibber gibber gibber.... "
Hana: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Another instance :

Powerpoint slide appears on the screen... full of, you guessed it.. Gibberish...

Lecturer: " Now.... *stares at screen* What's this? Who put this here? Hmm? *mumbles to self* I must have had a good idea then when i wrote this slide.. Hmm... *stares at slide again* (this goes on for another 5 mins) .......... Ok, why don't we just skip this slide shall we? It's utter rubbish!!"(hana: *fake brit accent* You don't say?? -_-')

Haha.. I made new friends.. :D:D... Year two ppl... Nice sweet bubbly chicks.. Hahaha.. I only have ONE, count, ONE male friend by the name of Michael. Hahaha.. A bit drastic compared to the many many boys in jc.. Hahahaha.... *smirks at farhan* aren't you proud of me, dear? hahahahaha... love you..

Yeah.. So, today was econs... Where i spent a good three hours alone.. amusing myself by drawing celtic patterns on my notebook instead of paying attention.. Sigh. I realize i only pay attention when i know what they're talking about. Hahaha... And i didn't know what Mr Ting was talking about... :x

Then 6pm-9pm... STATS.... *makes a face* But... i was surrounded by the lovely ladies of SIM.. Hahaha... Mas, Muk, Nad and Elly(haha.. i hope i spelt your name correctly dear)... At one point the girls were singing 'Burung kakak tua' and i was just... *blink blink* And then Muk apologized and said she was high on candy floss... *winks at Fiza and Farhan*

Haha... Yeah.. So then it was Meena's lesson.. Where i tortured my fingers into copying all that answers she gave us... BLEARGH... two of my fingers were raw when i was through... :) but i don't regret it since my notes are now verrrrryyyy neat. :)

After that, my uncle came to pick me up and me and FOUR monsters (hakim harith aliah and ammar) went to Sembawang Satay Club to have dinner... Hahaha.. And i met Fiza and her mum there... Yaay! Date! *beams* Hahahaha..

The terror twins were of course delighted that their Kakak Fiza was there.. (ahem, but of course... :D they only have the one external Kakak..) and proceeded to shout and scream the dialogue for Spongebob Squarepants The Movie. Yes. In the middle of the food court. TWO of them. In loud voices.

"Once upon a time... there lived an ugly barnacle.
he was soo ugly... that everybody died.
The end!"

Er. Yah. :) I shall try to record their irritatingly cute voices and post it online. somehow. :)

And Hakim rammed himself into Fiza's MUM!!! AND YELLED BOO!!!! AIYOOOOO!!! So nakal!!!!! (erm. naughty.. but that looked... wrong somehow.) *grinds teeth*

Ok. my eyes are tired.

OH OH!! I talked to the Greeeeennn Soldier!! Hahaha...

So sweet lah he... He sent me a letter... with an Emily badge inside... *hugs* it made me smile... a whole lot. Hahaha... At the end of the letter, as expected, " Don't forget to sleep EARLY, eat regularly, and of course, brush your teeth.." *laughs*

All right.. I better turn in.. :D

Good night God..
Good night world...
Good night people...

Good night you.. *big warm smile*
All my love to the world...

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